501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel Rachel: Well, Phoebe that’s fine because I’m not moving. And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. Phoebe: Oh, she looks just like a little doll! Rachel: That is not true. Or a- or a hat! You have your head inside a turkey's ass! 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. ), (Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachel’s old and now empty room. Chandler: (to Nancy) Okay, thanks... (to Monica) They passed. 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II (she releases him). 109 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (Season 10, Episode 10) TBS Rachel and Phoebe discover a shocking truth about Chandler after spotting him sneaking around with a mysterious blonde. Ross: (sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's? Monica: (goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair. 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End ], Rachel: Ooh! When they tell Monica of Chandler… Ross: Yeah. Written by: Doty Abrams Rachel: Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone. (All the friends looked shocked and confused. Rachel: Yeah. 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend You ever realize Captain Crunch's Chandler: (looking at her) Seriously, answer faster! Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?". Flashback clips transcribed by: Guineapig, Dan Silverstein, Ruth Curran, Eric Aasen and Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and compiled by Eleonora. Rachel: Ooh! Right. 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! He is a good guy. 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. They're all still at the kitchen table.]. THE ONE WHERE CHANDLER GETS CAUGHT 8/7pm 01/15/04 . Correct! (they both get down to hide themselves. 107 - The One With The Blackout [They all look at the window, grossed out, then flinch in pain. 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic? Now get out here! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (2004) Plot Summary (2) Chandler and Monica have decided they want to raise their offspring in a suburban house and even find a perfect one in Westchester. Chandler: Look, we're not just messing around! The guys enter the room.] 513 - The One With Joey's Bag Joey: Oh... food. They don't make me feel so good. I love that one so much. Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy! He goes back to where he was standing before). It really is. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window.] 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss When do we tell them about this? Oh wow this is so beautiful. She did! Phoebe: That’s nice. [S10E10] 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Watch online Download Subtitles Searcher: 1CD 29/10/2013 25.000: 539x srt: 0.0: 0: 8.0 "Friends" The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (2004) [S10E10] friends.s10e10.720p.bluray.x264-psychd Watch online Download Subtitles Searcher: 1CD 16/10/2013 (to Ross) I'm gonna thump you! Phoebe: Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. Phoebe: (to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. What about you, Joe? Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! What about you, Joe? Phoebe: Oh my God! 325 - The One At The Beach Phoebe: (to Monica) You're gonna be okay? 502 - The One With All The Kissing (She notices the dog sitting in the living room. Final check by Kim [Scene: Central Perk. 808 - The One With The Stripper Monica: We think if you saw it, you'd understand. 312 - The One With All The Jealousy 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth Chandler: If you win, we give up the birds. Chandler: Hello? Joey: Chandler? Beavers? (pause before Monica and Chandler speak, they look like they are looking for the right words). 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan Chandler: And the fireplace in the bedroom. Rachel: Well, it is, all right? Joey: (walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right? 25:08. 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Not until it's a hundred percent. ), (The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph). Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window. (from 1.09 - "The One Where Underdog Gets Away") Chandler: Little toast here. 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel How did it get on? That's like the worst of the Chesters. (pause) What were the things you said? Monica: That's terrible! I want to do this. (She turns around and hugs him. Se-I don't know! Hockey, Funny Team Names 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck inurns. Monica takes it out of her nose by closing one nostril, and blowing. Ross: (To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. 511 - The One With All The Resolutions (The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph). They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? Hey Ross. 202 - The One With The Breast Milk Y’know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. Season 2 Coincidence? Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you! Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"! Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! Phoebe: Ok, you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore. 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts 601 - The One After Vegas Golf 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door? You know, what was it? Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught. Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 She forced me! Joey: You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before. His name was? Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster! (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. 1017/1018 - The Last One. Monica: Oh my God! 516 - The One With A Cop (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Rachel: You can't move. 718 - The One With Joey's Award RACHEL AND PHOEBE NEED TO KNOW! 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries Chandler: I was in the car with Nancy all day. 901 - The One Where No One Proposes 606 - The One With The Last Night 403 - The One With The `Cuffs What's up bro? Phoebe: Oh yeah? Thanks! She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like. Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game. 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 Names That Mean Angel Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic? 903 - The One With the Pediatrician Chandler: I don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, The One Where Chandler Gets Caught, Phoebe and Rachel spot Chandler in a car with a blond woman and assume he's having an affair. Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. I have to work too. #12 The One with Chandler's Work Laugh: Aired Thursday, January 21, 1999 Monica and Chandler start socializing with Chandler's boss (Sam McMurray), but Monica realizes that she isn't so fond of work-Chandler. What would you give up, sex or food? There’s gotta be something wrong with him! Step. Baseball Phoebe: Oh yeah? The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents. (He hugs them both. 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby It has this big yard that leads down to this stream and then there's these old maple trees... (gets cut off). 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day. Ross: 11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Chandler: So does he have a hump? Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You just... you just can't. How many categories are there? Fearing that Chandler is cheating on Monica, they inform her--and learn that the woman is a real estate agent. Monica: I got it! 809 - The One With The Rumor Season 7 Ross: 11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out Food! Monica takes it out of her nose by closing one nostril, and blowing. Chandler: (smiling a little nervously) Hmm mmmhm.. Ross: We are even, right? Rachel: Yeah. Phoebe: Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help. Joey: (panicking) Dude! Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast? (He hugs them both. Chandler: We're getting the house. (Chandler motions for him to calm down.). Chandler: Little toast here. Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles. Basketball The line goes: Monica: Hey! Four? 417 - The One With The Free Porn (They both break down in tears. (They both break down in tears. Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread! 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel Monica: Oh my God! Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? Chandler: I don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Phoebe: Yeah, she was just an agent. What do you think of the house? 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can! Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong! Joey: Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?! I just can’t believe he would do this to Monica! ], (from 3.09 - "The One With All the Football"). Monica: Hey! Phoebe and Rachel think Chandler's having an affair, but it comes to be a big misunderstanding. Browse more videos. Oh my God! (The phone rings and Chandler goes to get it). 716 - The One With The Truth About London Monica: No, he’s picking up dinner, why, what’s up? Season Ten Scripts. The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane ... (The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.) (They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. Ross: Chandler!!! 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche Season 10! 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Playing next. Again with the nature, what are you? (he's on the street, talking to a woman). Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler enter a car with his realtor, Nancy, and think he's cheating on Monica. 415 - The One With All The Rugby Rachel: Oh, yeah, ok. Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun. What would you give up, sex or food? Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset... Chandler: ...and a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by. It's like Sophie's Choice. 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate You just... you just can't. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?". I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! 38.9k Likes, 61 Comments - Friends (@friendssquads) on Instagram: “‘’Enjoy!’’ The One Where Chandler Gets Caught. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window.]. Season 9 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (pause before Monica and Chandler speak, they look like they are looking for the right words). (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. 815 - The One With The Birthing Video Not until it's a hundred percent. 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know What's up bro? Dance, Team Names Produced by: Wendy Knoller Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble. )” It’s everything we’ve been looking for. Season 10 Directed by Gary Halvorson. (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window). Monica: (turns to them) Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big. 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy! 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Monica: So? 214 - The One With The Prom Video Rachel claims this is her favorite movie... Ross: Correct. Monica: (smiling) It's so sweet. [Scene: Joey’s apartment. Written by: Doty Abrams Produced by: Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Flashback clips transcribed by: Guineapig, Dan Silverstein, Ruth Curran, Eric Aasen and Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and compiled by Eleonora. Okay, bye. You smell like perfume and cigarettes. Monica: Oh my God! Rachel: Well y’know, I don’t want you to be cold. I still like you! Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Wrong! Nancy is our realtor. Who is the blonde, she's pretty. (Joey pats Ross on his back). How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster? 520 - The One With The Ride Along "Friends" The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler enter a car with his realtor, Nancy, and think he's cheating on Monica. Chandler: Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then. [Scene: We're back to the present. the one where chandler gets caught 53408 GIFs. (Chandler enters). My best friend and my sister! 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! Joey: Rachel's right. Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister Season 6 (they hug) We're getting the house. Chandler: Oh yeah? If you're not sleeping with her, should I? Episode 1011: The One Where the Stripper Cries. (they hug) We're getting the house. Monica: Isn’t it? Forty-five minutes? 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away THE ONE WHERE MONICA GETS A NEW ROOMMATE (THE PILOT) (SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. What is Chandler Bing’s job? Well, something is not right. Fantasy Team Names When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live! Joey: (he has a turkey on his head) It's stuck!!! 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies We've got the house !? What did you think of the house? Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.). ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS) Monica: There’s nothing to tell! 917 - The One With the Memorial Service Rachel claims this is her favorite movie…. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it? Chandler enters the door.] Friends Central is a FANDOM TV Community. Ross: I don’t know. Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. Ross: Oh my God. 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister Chandler: Little toast here. (CHANDLER AND JOEY HAVE APPARENTLY FINISHED A BOOKCASE, BUT THERE IS A BIT LEFT OVER) JOEY: What's this? Ross: Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. So don't move, okay? Okay, I'm in love with her. Monica: Isn’t it? Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! I'm sorry too. Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex? A hump and a hairpiece? I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel. Ross: Correct! (All the friends looked shocked and confused. 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